How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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