covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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