why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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