you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
false alarm, still single
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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