doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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