why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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