Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
