You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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