Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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