Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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