Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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