How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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