I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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