Can Purell be used as lube?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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