people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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