have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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