I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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