WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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