im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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