shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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