Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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