This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
