Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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