hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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