come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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