Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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