I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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