Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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