Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
