Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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