I have demons in me.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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