Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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