Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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