Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
