ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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