He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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