Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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