my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I need to align my fucking chakras
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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