To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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