worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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