I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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