You're so nebulous sometimes
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
