: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Houston, we have a blender
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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