he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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