"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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