i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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