i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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