): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
My dick has a subreddit
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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