I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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