She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize