..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
