feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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