Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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